AMA

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
01/30/2018 at 22:28 • Filed to: None

I’ve been on here more than three years, and while I’ve done a couple AMAs on specific topics, I’ve never done an old fashioned one. Well, right now I’m bored enough to do one, so have at it.

DISCUSSION (34)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:33

How much cociane is in that Lambo?

CB > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:35

Do you think you’ll get bored of the 9-2X, and if so, what will you replace it with?

And as always, would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?

Wacko > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:37

Does a HondaBro shit in the woods?

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:39

you can have any new car for any price, what do you get?

what if your max budget is $50k?

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:45

Other countries you’ve been to? Other languages you speak?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:45

Besides Duesenberg, which is your favorite defunct American manufacturer?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wacko
01/30/2018 at 22:52

I do

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wacko
01/30/2018 at 22:53

SM70 & Associates are in no way affiliated with HondaBro Corp. and are not authorized to speak on their behalf. Please direct all questions to The HondaBro Corp.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/30/2018 at 22:53

All the cocaine

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CB
01/30/2018 at 22:55

That’s a tough one. The 9-2x is a tough car to get bored with, but I love getting new cars and get bored with cars quicker than the average Joe. Ideally when I get a new car, the 9-2x will be too worthless to bother trading in so I’ll just make it into a RallyX car or something. As for what’s next, that’s gonna be a solid two years but probably an i3 or something similar.

Duck-sized horses.

Wacko > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:57

He got to you?

AestheticsInMotion > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:58

Assuming no negative health effects either way would you rather eat five pounds of candy corn or five pounds of black licorice.

Per day, for the rest of your life

CB > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:59

Hm, i3, interesting choice. And a rally-x car would be rad.

Also, I think you’re the first person to pick the duck-sized horses.

PS9 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
01/30/2018 at 22:59

You are exploring the ruins of an ancient gothic city. You descend deeper and deeper, encountering all manner of monstrosities and remnants of the tragedy and terror that befell the residents of the city. “Beware...the blood starved beast...” a dying man says as you pass. You ignore him. You enter an archway and pass through a fog and encounter... THIS.

Kinja'd!!!

This must be the beast you were warned about. You attempt to back slowly into the fog, but too late! He’s already seen you. Behind him, you see something else Is that...a 2017 Audi A8L W12?? WHAT? Who put that here? No matter...the beast is clearly guarding it. Here are your options.

1)Deal with the beast. You’ve the means to kill it, but do you have the strength and skill? It towers over you and the room is filled with the corpses of those who have failed. (55% chance of death)

2) Run away. Better a coward than another trophy for the beast, ehh? But it will not be the end; the beast will follow you, and your friends and family will have to deal with him as well. They are not equipped for battle...can they come through in a pinch? (chance of death depends on how good or bad your friends/family are at killing beasts)

3) Dodge the beast and go for the W12. Its guarding it, right? Certainly it will not destroy the vehicle, even as it speeds out of it’s lair. You make make it out of this alive and with a nice luxurious profit... IF the car isn’t locked, IF the keys are inside, and IF you can hold off or otherwise distract the beast long enough to hop inside. Quite the win if you are right. Be wrong about any of these though, and it’s CERTAIN DEATH.

so what say you, sm70 the Brave? Which do you choose?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
01/30/2018 at 22:59

1. Lagonda Taraf, or Rolls-Royce Phantom if I can have the one that just ended production.

2. Alfa Romeo Guilia Ti Lusso w/ warranty.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter
01/30/2018 at 23:01

I’ve been to Israel and New Zealand.

I was semi-fluent in Spanish but probably wouldn’t function anymore, having not studied/used it for almost 3 years. I can read Hebrew phonetically but can’t speak or translate.